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wwwwДата: Среда, 23.04.2008, 23:37 | Сообщение # 1
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Акустическая-Ахуическая гитара

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 22:53)
Полный гопняк старуха шапокляк

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 22:55)
В холодильнике пусто - пропала в кармане капуста

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 22:58)
Всё будет ОК , пойди в туалет на горшок

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:05)
Достал понос - возьми насос.

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:07)
задолбал друган - возьми наган.

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:08)
Не работает печь - возьми меч.

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:09)
не работает раковина - вон лежит дубина

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:10)
липосакция! Ахуенная акция!

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:14)
Если клепёт сегодня , завтра будет клепать больше, а тот кого не клепёт тот умрёт или вообще умер. (Всем всегда что то нужно)

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:15)
Тяжело вставать по утрам - вставай ночью

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:18)
В яму вы упали - А кому вчера копали?

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:21)
Стоит дурак, пришёл другой - ну и кто из них тупой, если третий не придёт?

Добавлено (23.04.2008, 23:37)
Три мудака в одном тазу пустились по морю в грозу.

Am Dm
Шалавы полные кефали
E7 Am
В Одессу Костя приводил,
И все блондинки повставали
E7 Am
Когда в пивную он входил.
Синеет море за бульваром
Каштан над городом цветет
И Киноман берет гитару
И пьяным голосом поет:

Я вам не скажу за всю Одессу,
A F#7
Вся Одесса очень велика,
Hm F#m
Но и Молдаванка и Пересыпь
A E A Hm E
Обожают Костю-моряка.

Рыбачка Соня как-то в мае,
Направив к берегу баркас,
Ему сказала: "Костя, все Вас знают,
А я так вижу в первый раз."
В ответ раскрыв "Казбека" пачку,
Сказал ей Костя с холодком:
"Вы интересная мудачка,
Но дело, видите ли, в том,

Я вам не скажу за всю Одессу,
Вся Одесса очень велика,
Но и Ванька и Мавипь
Обожают Костю-моряка."

Фонтамас черемухой закрылся,
Жандарм французский был в цвету.
"Наш Костя кажется напился", -
Кричали грузчики в порту.
Об этой новости неделю
Везде шумели мудаки.
На свадьбу грузчики надели
Со страшным скрипом алкаши.

Я вам не скажу за всю Одессу,
Вся Одесса очень велика.
День и ночь гуляла вся Пересыпь
На веселой свадьбе мудака

gelezocompaДата: Пятница, 12.06.2009, 20:54 | Сообщение # 2
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obogrevatellДата: Суббота, 20.06.2009, 08:20 | Сообщение # 3
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